What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 01:19

No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How do you handle your mother-in-law after you heard her talking badly about you in the next room?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Can supporters of gun control explain the purpose behind a gun registry?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
500-Million-Year-Old Mystery Fossil Rewrites Early Animal Evolution - SciTechDaily
No go.
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Who writes and reads novels nowadays?
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What do you think of Tesla's Model Y coming in ninth among electric cars sales in Europe?
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
4 Ups & 5 Downs From WWE SmackDown (6 June - Results & Review) - WhatCulture.com
Then came..
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
We Bought a ‘Peeing’ Robot Attack Dog From Temu. It Was Even Weirder Than Expected - WIRED
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
My blog is new. I need 10 article posts for my blog. How much should I pay for it?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...