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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 01:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How do you handle your mother-in-law after you heard her talking badly about you in the next room?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Can supporters of gun control explain the purpose behind a gun registry?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

500-Million-Year-Old Mystery Fossil Rewrites Early Animal Evolution - SciTechDaily

No go.

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

Who writes and reads novels nowadays?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What do you think of Tesla's Model Y coming in ninth among electric cars sales in Europe?

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do so many FtM people act like MtF people don't exist and what the hell am I supposed to do as an MtF person?

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

4 Ups & 5 Downs From WWE SmackDown (6 June - Results & Review) - WhatCulture.com

Then came..

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

We Bought a ‘Peeing’ Robot Attack Dog From Temu. It Was Even Weirder Than Expected - WIRED

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How did the Thunder get this good? Three perfectly executed summers created a 2025 juggernaut - CBS Sports

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

My blog is new. I need 10 article posts for my blog. How much should I pay for it?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...